Got Google mini. Set it up and all ready to use it.
Me: Hello google. Please play a song.
Google Mini (GM) : playing song from Google songs. Starts playing a sad song.
Me: hey google, next song.
Starts playing new song. This time Bhangra with good beats.
It is 11.30 in the night at this point.
Me: hey google, reduce the volume. Volume reduces.
Me: hey google. Reduce volume to 10. Superb. It gets very low.
Me: hey google. Increase the volume to 90.
BAAAND BAAAJAAA BAAARAAAAAT. DHOL TABLA TRUMPET DRUMS HARMONIUM BHAAANG BHAAANG BHAAANG.
Me: hey google, reduce the volume to 30.
In the mind of GM: ” F¥€k YOU B!÷€H !! ”
Song still playing at the loudest volume. A kid starts to cry around the house.
Me: ‘A little louder’ hey google, please reduce the volume to 30.
GM is in trance. No Can Do Mister. Get lost.
Me: ‘louder than before’ hey google, reduce the volume to 10. What is your problem? Pleae shut down.
Volume reduces drastically.
GM: I am sorry Aman. I don’t understand I can’t proceed with your request. I am seriously interested in helping you and having a chat. Excuse me if something doesn’t sound right.
Wow. That’s what it is to date google mini.
~Aman
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